i love these quizzes. the more [x]'s the dumber you are.

eighteen or lower means you're not stupid.


[x] gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

[x] gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

[x] you have ran into a glass/screen door.

[x] you have jumped out/off of a moving vehicle.

[x] you have thought of something funny and laughed out loud, then people gave you weird looks.

[x] you have hugged a tree.

[ ] it is possible to lick your elbow.

[ ] you just tried to lick your elbow.

[x] you never knew that the alphabet and twinkle twinkle little star have the same rhythm.

[x] you just tried to sing them.

[x] you have tripped on your shoelace and fallen

[x] you have choked on your own spit.

[ ] you have seen the the matrix and still don't get it.

[ ] you didn't notice that in the last question "the" was spelled twice

[ ] you just looked at it

[x] your hair is blonde/dirty blonde. <-- yeah, right now.

[ ] people have called you slow.

[x] you have accidentally caught something on fire.

[x] you have purposely caught something on fire.

[ ] you tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.

[x] you have caught yourself drooling.

[x] you've fallen asleep in class.

[ ] if someone says "fart" you laugh.

[x] sometimes you just stop thinking.

[x] you are telling a story and forget what you were talking about

[x] people shake their heads and walk away from you

[x] you are often told to use your "inside voice"

[ ] you use your fingers to do simple math.

[x] you have eaten a bug.

[x] you are taking this test when you should be doing something important

[x] you have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it

[x] you've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, hair or pocket.

[ ] you sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you.

[x] you break a lot of things.

[ ] your friends know not to use big words around you

[x] you sometimes tilt your head when you're confused

[x] you have fallen out of your chair before

[x] when you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

[x] the word "umm" is used many times a day.

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twenty-eight. damn. xD; in case anyone cares, according to other quizzes, i am sixty-eight percent emo and seventy percent barbie. contradictory much? (;